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All right, the last thing I want to do on my off-hours is deal with legal crap, but here you go.

The contest Host, URL & additional restrictions are specified above. Void where prohibited or restricted by law.

All entrants must be 18 years of age or older.

The winner will be chosen randomly from among all correct answers from names I'll put in a hat or other appropriate receptacle, and I'll try to get around to it pretty promptly. The winner, if any, will be contacted by registered email and if the winner doesn't respond within 3 days I'll select someone else. I reserve the right to announce who won by the winner's sign-in-type-name or whatever other not-too-personally-identifiable info I'm given.

If there's any ambiguity or doubt as to the meaning of the contest question or which answer is correct, I'll decide it.

If I can't get you the prize I planned, I'll try my darndest to get you something equally spiffy.

I have no idea if anyone'll even enter, much less give the correct answer, but if folks do, your odds of winning'll depend on that.

I reserve the right to change the rules and/or tank the thing entirely on a whim or for any other reason, so please don't be a wank over some stupidity. Much appreciated.

Prize winners are responsible for all federal, state and local taxes.

Even I can't imagine how liability would arise from this contest, but by accepting a prize, all winners agree that the Host, affiliated merchants, and all of the officers, directors,
employees, representatives and agents of the Host, will have no liability whatsoever for, and will be held
harmless by winner for any liability for any injury, loss or damages of any kind, to winner or other persons, including (without limitation) injuries, loss or damages arising out of or relating to death, and, injuries, damages or losses to property, due in whole or in part, directly or indirectly, from the acceptance, possession, use or misuse of the prize or participation in this promotion.